Check out the message I received from a Random Friendster person:
" Halo
hi nice to meet u at here...i dun know are u mind
be friend wiy me or not ...may i pls??"
NO you MAY NOT PLEASE , fucking retard who can’t even write a proper English sentence or even spell simple words correctly to save your pathetic life.
Stupid brainless cow.
Why are they so many goddamn fucking Ah Bengs with Bad English wanting to be my friend? Is there something wrong with my Friendster picture? Huh? HUH?
Seriously man. Anybody who can’t speak English or type in proper English sentences should
1. NOT attempt in ANYWAY use the language
2. NOT attempt in ANYWAY to “be friend wiy me”
Anybody NOT adhering to the above – should be CASTRATED and THEN SHOT.
Survivors SHALL be SHOT again.
ALSO.
Anybody who doesn’t BOTHER to check emails for any obvious spelling errors before sending it out should be DECAPITATED.
What’s the fucking point in sending intelligible randomly typed emails to strangers when you can’t even be bothered to spend less than 30 seconds putting some effort into composing it properly? What kind of impression are you trying to portray to a chick you’re supposed to be interested in? Unless of course, you’re going for the “I failed English Year One” impression, then I must say you’re doing an EXCELLENT job at it. You wasted your time. You wasted your energy. You wasted band width. And worst of all, you fucking wasted 30 seconds of MY Precious time reading your incoherent sorry excuse for an ass wipe.
And on a Monday too.
Fucking annoying morons.
Bah. Go away before I get infected by your virus and start 2 speling n toking lik u.
Disclaimer: My engrish actually no good oso wan. But kenot stand people's engrish worse than my wan. So don't come here and telling me my engrish is damn sucky sucky ok. Fuck you lah.
