Ask NOSkill ( Attention whore thread )

[NOSkill]

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MODs, please move this thread to "general talk". I created the topic in the wrong forum. PWNED......T_T
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It's been more than 1 year since I did the last "ask NOSkill" topic. In this thread, you can ask me anything in general. I'll try my best to give you the best answer.
As I said, only in general question. For example:
General Question
1.) What is ghost??
2.) What megapix can our eyes see.

Not General question:
1.) We can drink H2O, but why not H3O??
2.) How to make my car runs low 10's??

Also, no girl problem since I'll be very biased.

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MODs, please move this thread to "general talk". I created the topic in the wrong forum. PWNED......T_T
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[slk850]

:D:D WelCUM BAG !!!!
hahahahhaaaaa........

 

[PocketRocket]

ask noskill..?? erm.... how many fingers am i holding ? :D :D

 

[ftzone]

lol... kewl.

I'll ask first. (Malaysian Situations)

1. Is it true that "Tun" title will be exempted from the court and will not go to prison?
Say, accepting bribery, rape and trafficking high grade drugs - even before the "tun" title is bestowed upon the person.

2. What happens if I am not paying my summons? If I go to prison.. how long would it be? After the sentence, will I still need to pay up? Or it will be written of as bad debt?

3. How long would a typical malaysian cockroach live?

Thank You! HeHeHeHe :D


2.

 

[NOSkill]

ask noskill..?? erm.... how many fingers am i holding ? :D :D

awww~~What a cute nick name for your penis.:D
1 finger.

 

[TypicalGuy]

only somone will ask u....

No skill or NOS kill?

kekekkee

 

[NOSkill]

lol... kewl.

I'll ask first. (Malaysian Situations)

1. Is it true that "Tun" title will be exempted from the court and will not go to prison?
Say, accepting bribery, rape and trafficking high grade drugs - even before the "tun" title is bestowed upon the person.

2. What happens if I am not paying my summons? If I go to prison.. how long would it be? After the sentence, will I still need to pay up? Or it will be written of as bad debt?

3. How long would a typical malaysian cockroach live?

Thank You! HeHeHeHe :D


2.

1.) Prison is for us poor ordinary people. If a Tun commited a serious crime, he'll be sent to London.

2.) No, you won't go to prison for not paying your summons. Since most prisons are full anyway. One politician suggested to put all the drug addicts into a small island to provide them free drug. "They'll quit when they got bored", sais that politician because prisons are fully occupied.

3.) A normal headless cockroach can last for 1 week, then it'll straved to death. If a lousy company can live for 20 years in Malaysian, a cockroach can live 200 years. Malaysian is a land of miracle.

 

[NOSkill]

only somone will ask u....

No skill or NOS kill?

kekekkee

It depends on my mood. It's sometimes "NOSK ill" or "N OS kill" .

 

[ftzone]

1.) Prison is for us poor ordinary people. If a Tun commited a serious crime, he'll be sent to London.

2.) No, you won't go to prison for not paying your summons. Since most prisons are full anyway. One politician suggested to put all the drug addicts into a small island to provide them free drug. "They'll quit when they got bored", sais that politician because prisons are fully occupied.

3.) A normal headless cockroach can last for 1 week, then it'll straved to death. If a lousy company can live for 20 years in Malaysian, a cockroach can live 200 years.

1. LOL :D Too bad Eric Cheah not yet being "Tun"ed
2. LOL :D :D I am talking about summons ler... why drugs pulak?
3. LOL :D I can guess which company you are referring too. But I own that product tho.

200yrs? A vampire cockroach I'd say.

 

[boggysv]

1) Is it resonable to drive up from KL to penang just for the food? 1 day trip
2) Can anybody lick their genitials?
3) How do you describe a person who cancels, un-cancels, and finally re-cancel an appointment?
4) What are the requirements for a female to qualify for byotch status?
5) Why do most cars have 4 wheels? why not 5,6?

 

[ftzone]

okay.. here goes again for my questions

3. Why a print device is called a "printer"? As opposed to Painter = A person who paints. Shouldn't a printer is the person who is using the print device to print? So.. if my boss say.. my printer is having a problem printing... shall I answer him.. "thats right.. You are the problem..." What is the explaination behind this?

4. If coca-cola is made from coca leave.. wouldn't it be cocain drink? Why is it legal in Malaysia?

5. What will a mamak call a drink which is Horlick+Milo+Kopi+Teh mixed in one cup?

 

[NOSkill]

1. LOL :D Too bad Eric Cheah not yet being "Tun"ed
2. LOL :D :D I am talking about summons ler... why drugs pulak?
3. LOL :D I can guess which company you are referring too. But I own that product tho.

200yrs? A vampire cockroach I'd say.

2.) It's just an idea to let you know how populated our prisons are. :D

 

[ftzone]

1) Is it resonable to drive up from KL to penang just for the food? 1 day trip
2) Can anybody lick their genitials?
3) How do you describe a person who cancels, un-cancels, and finally re-cancel an appointment?
4) What are the requirements for a female to qualify for byotch status?
5) Why do most cars have 4 wheels? why not 5,6?

LOL... i've gotto answer the question number (2)

2. Depends on the upper or the lower genitals... I've seen RON JEREMY sucked his own dick. In a video. Search RON JEREMY in Yahoo.. u'll get to know him. :)

 

[NOSkill]

LOL... i've gotto answer the question number (2)

2. Depends on the upper or the lower genitals... I've seen RON JEREMY sucked his own dick. In a video. Search RON JEREMY in Yahoo.. u'll get to know him. :)

Of course I know Ron Jeremy. He was my hero when I learned how to masturbate.

 

[wildboar]

5. What will a mamak call a drink which is Horlick+Milo+Kopi+Teh mixed in one cup?

lick-my-ko-te :D

btw, i bet all those chinese gymnasts wif highly flexible joints are able to give themselves oral pleasure...hehe..DIY BJ..

 

[NOSkill]

1) Is it resonable to drive up from KL to penang just for the food? 1 day trip
2) Can anybody lick their genitials?
3) How do you describe a person who cancels, un-cancels, and finally re-cancel an appointment?
4) What are the requirements for a female to qualify for byotch status?
5) Why do most cars have 4 wheels? why not 5,6?

1.) Yes. You see, I eat in Penang everyday.
2.) With a neck like this, I think it's possible.
http://img206.echo.cx/img206/1623/longneck4gd.jpg
3.) Woman.
4.) She has sex with everyone except you.
5.) Because most animals have 4 limbs. Then you might ask, "what about 18 wheeler??" Because they discovered tentacle porn later on.

 

[NOSkill]

okay.. here goes again for my questions

3. Why a print device is called a "printer"? As opposed to Painter = A person who paints. Shouldn't a printer is the person who is using the print device to print? So.. if my boss say.. my printer is having a problem printing... shall I answer him.. "thats right.. You are the problem..." What is the explaination behind this?

4. If coca-cola is made from coca leave.. wouldn't it be cocain drink? Why is it legal in Malaysia?

5. What will a mamak call a drink which is Horlick+Milo+Kopi+Teh mixed in one cup?

3.) Not wise to do this. Your boss will make you to print your own pink slip and shout at you, "Get out of here, problem."
4.) Cocain used to be widely use in the beginning of 1900's. I heard that first generation of cola was made by cocain. Cola was green back there. Cocain is never legal in a couontry where holding hands in public is still prohibited in some states.
5.) This is not a new idea, we call it "shik dai tin wong"( 4 big gods) in Penang.

 

[ftzone]

1.) Yes. You see, I eat in Penang everyday.
2.) With a neck like this, I think it's possible.
http://img206.echo.cx/img206/1623/longneck4gd.jpg
3.) Woman.
4.) She has sex with everyone except you.
5.) Because most animals have 4 limbs. Then you might ask, "what about 18 wheeler??" Because they discovered tentacle porn later on.

LOL!!! DAMN GOOD ONE!! I SALUTE U NOSKILL!

 

[boggysv]

3) How do you describe a person who cancels, un-cancels, and finally re-cancel an appointment?

3.) Woman.

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W1NNaR!!!

One gazillion dollars for you:D

 

[wetwetwater]

hahaha.. this is good shit man... had a good laugh at all the Qs & As.

great one NOSkill !!