Wow~~ I'm gonna be rich.

[NOSkill]

Not really.
Ok, so some nigger from some shitty country emailed me to help him to get his money from some shitty bank from some other shitty country.

Since most of you have known about this. So I'll cut the crap short.

I replied him as:

Sir, I can't just simply believe some random person from internet. If you can prove that you, Johnson Kular, are a real person, I don't see why I'd refuse to help you to get out from your hardship.

That nigger actually repplied me with craps like:

Thanks for your mail, I appreciate your willingness to assist me in this
deal, Because as I explain in my letter before I contacted you.
I want you to know that this transaction requires trust,honest and full
co-operation from both you and I. I need you to understand that what ever we
do in this transaction it must be highly confidential and secret because I
do not want us to loose this money

I want you to send me your contact details, such as private telephone and
fax numbers to enable a smooth and successful communication which will
ensure the fast transfer of this fund.

I hope you understand my point because we have to do this business with
absolute carefulness to avoid any problem in the process of transferring
this money Once I receive your contact details I will explain further.
Waiting for your urgent response

Thanks


Mr. Johnson

So my good fellow ZTH, what should I reply him?? Should I require him to send me a pic of himself holding a cardboard writing "ZTH"??

Provide me some creative ideas.

 

[fstr]

these kinda sohais have been around for years, yes they promise u crap with some percentage for u for da transfer but after all details are given, then they will ask u for some bribes to give to da bank officer..which is in kind of money or some other expensive gifts.

so do not fall into their prey, these mothapukis are a real pranks!

 

[PrinceHamsap]

frankly
get the number of the person u hate :D

 

[alien]

im sure noskill noe tis kinda scam..
but we still can have some fun,cant we?
let's have a picture of him posing!..
erm.. zth? dowan la.. let's have him holding the cardboard tat says
" I'm absolutely honest, should this be a scam, i'll (put in ur own words)"

then we can hav a laff .. nuttin to lose rite?
wahahahaha...

 

[zephyr3d]

ah.. bloody conmen fr nigeria again? last time my dad also received such msges... he couldn't care bout it..

but his friend really attend to it... and guess what... he almost lost his life in nigeria.... need more details?

 

[NOSkill]

im sure noskill noe tis kinda scam..
but we still can have some fun,cant we?
let's have a picture of him posing!..
erm.. zth? dowan la.. let's have him holding the cardboard tat says
" I'm absolutely honest, should this be a scam, i'll (put in ur own words)"

then we can hav a laff .. nuttin to lose rite?
wahahahaha...

Hahaha, that'd be very obvious that I intend to trick him. Here's what I'm gonna send him. Sounds real?? Or some one help me to modify my email to make it sound VERY GREEDY.

Dear Mr. Johnson,
If I'm gonna help you, I'm gonna be using my small home business account for the funding. But unfortunately, my business partner wouldn't allow to do so, even I know that this might be a once in a life time opportunity.
My partner claimed that this is a computer generated email that sends to random persons around the world. He wanted you to prove that there's actually a person reads this instead of a computer.
I understand that it's very easy to access personal pics of random person. So he requires you sir to send us a pic of you holding a cardboard writing "ZTH" (which is our home business name) on it. If you're suceed to do so, we'll do what we could to help you get your father's money back, with my share too of course.

 

[fstr]

u can send all this scam to interpol, i have sent b4....and they have reply saying will investigate... :hmmmm:

 

[zephyr3d]

u can send all this scam to interpol, i have sent b4....and they have reply saying will investigate... :hmmmm:

interpol?

 

[Stanley^Carter]

interpol?

International Police.

sounds cool eh?

 

[Tohsan]

u can send all this scam to interpol, i have sent b4....and they have reply saying will investigate... :hmmmm:

uncle hamsap fred

those negger got nothing better to do except to be con-man, i received loads of letters like this especially the so call nigerian kingla, so here is my reply to them with more than 100 of them " Dear Negger, tiu lia ma chow hai!" copy n paste x 1000000"

 

[Fluffy]

another con-man...aiih...just screw him man...

 

[alien]

waaa... sampai Interpol??!!!!!...
respect la... fstrader...
hahahaha...

 

[Duke Red]

The sad thing is conmen like these exist because there are people ignorant enough to believe them.

 

[tombstone]

first things first, ask him whether his lil brother can touch his arsehole, i m sure being a nigerian that shudnt be a problem..

then you tell him to go fark himself... :D

 

[NOSkill]

first things first, ask him whether his lil brother can touch his arsehole, i m sure being a nigerian that shudnt be a problem..

then you tell him to go fark himself... :D

He says if you stand behind him, it can touch yours too, hahha.

 

[FuGZ]

So my good fellow ZTH, what should I reply him?? Should I require him to send me a pic of himself holding a cardboard writing "ZTH"??

Dude, you gotta pull this one off.. ahahhaa..

 

[alien]

He says if you stand behind him, it can touch yours too, hahha.

~gasp~ :shocked:

 

[totti]

Dude, you gotta pull this one off.. ahahhaa..

There's a site dedicated to such pics and stories. Really funny. Can't recall the url though, it's 491eater.com or something like that, I think the number is wrong.

 

[HidSeller]

like me ...
i reply everysingle email, include giving my office fax number .... then they start faxing those doc and ask me to carring the money to Nigeria but my reply is "i don't have time to go there and i can't trust any runner to do it for it " (coz is big amount) .....

After a week they ask me to bank in the money, then i follow their instrustion ..... then they said they don't received any money from me, i said imposible, scan the payment slip (western union slip) and email to them ......

They said i sended to wrong account N ask me to send again but my reply is ask them to wait cause after miss deposit to wrong , i don't have enough cash for them at the moment .....

Guese what happen at the end ??? he look like my best friend now, everyday keep email me and telling me how to spend the money, if i din make mistake in first transaction .....

Is really funny ...
Noskill just spend some time to mod a WU transaction slip with their name on it but remeber different add n zip .......

having fun ...

 

[alantan]

nice....

i wish sumone sent me this scam also

noskill..i become your business partner la