Why men lie...

[zephyr3d]

Got this fr a forwarded mail... sounds reasonable.

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went
down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."


The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."


The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.


"Yes", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.


Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.



"Yes," cried the woodcutter.


The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"


The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of
all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me
with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!



That's our story, and we're sticking to it..


regards,
from all the married men

 

[Duke Red]

Amen brother

 

[nickchl]

haha. white lies.

 

[Crashvenom]

well well well, finally there is someone who understand me.

 

[Duke Red]

i don't lie. i just don't tell the whole truth.

 

[wira_na]

COOL!

 

[little_monster]

CHEERS BRO ... hahaha good 1

 

[zephyr3d]

CHEERS BRO ... hahaha good 1

of course its cool la... tatz your philosophy mah... otherwise where u get so many chicz? hahahaha

 

[escaflowne]

very very true

 

[headache]

Thank you for a great story!!!

Psss.... ssstt....
Any good escuse story from you if one is caught cheating on his/her spouse, ar?
Thank you.

 

[ka_ren]

hahahhaa

i read that story from frenster sum time ago.. make sense though..

 

[crazy4honda]

nice story..i never lie..but why still dont have chick?

 

[headache]

nice story..i never lie..but why still dont have chick?

That's 'cos you NEVER lie, lor.
Muahahahaha... :vroam:

 

[Duke Red]

General rule while courting chicks : Nice guys finish last.

 

[acbc]

Julian used the above story to kau chicks at EY. No wonder so active in the forum la... hahahaha!

Oh yeah, EY has over 70% female staff below 30s... wah!

 

[Dique]

lie will come to happy ending but....
telling da truth will end up with another war...
so normally i dun lie....jst to be not tat honest...

 

[eujin]

Guys sometimes force to lie...just imagine this situation lah...let say ur wife is pregnant with huge belly...body out of shape same goes to the rest of the parts...and ur wife asked u..."do i look pretty?" the man/ u will alwiz say "yes"

y??...coz u dun1 2 upset her....man..dun1 2 make matter worst mah...

 

[Duke Red]

As a man you are sometimes resigned to losing all the time. I've been in 2 similar scenario's with the same girlfriend. I used 2 different responses on both occasions to the same question just as a test:

Scenario 1:

GF : Am I putting on weight?
Me : Not that i've noticed
GF : Don't lie, I know I have
Me : (If you know already, don't have to ask me right?) - in my head of course


Scenario 2: Same girl, about 3 months later

GF : Have I put on weight?
Me : Slightly ler
GF didn't talk to me until I pujuk balik for 10 mins

Next time they ask, just pretend you're asleep or in deep thought and didnt' hear the question.

 

[satria_95]

Ammended my probable answers. hahaha

Scenario 1:

GF : Am I putting on weight?
Me : Not that i've noticed
GF : Don't lie, I know I have
Me : If you're going to talk like that, I'm going to find another gf. Besides, I've fucked you enough.


Scenario 2: Same girl, about 3 months later

GF : Have I put on weight?
Me : Slightly ler
GF didn't talk to me until I say....
GF : If you're going to behave like that,I'm going to find another gf. Besides, I've fucked you enough.

Fed up with stupid questions just to pick a fight. I don't see any logic in getting into a relationship, just so that the guy or the girl can act sensitive and all that jazz, blues, hip hop, heavy metal, rock, alternative, rap, sentimental, etc etc etc.
hahahaha

 

[headache]

As a man you are sometimes resigned to losing all the time. I've been in 2 similar scenario's with the same girlfriend. I used 2 different responses on both occasions to the same question just as a test:

Scenario 1:

GF : Am I putting on weight?
Me : Not that i've noticed
GF : Don't lie, I know I have
Me : (If you know already, don't have to ask me right?) - in my head of course


Scenario 2: Same girl, about 3 months later

GF : Have I put on weight?
Me : Slightly ler
GF didn't talk to me until I pujuk balik for 10 mins

Next time they ask, just pretend you're asleep or in deep thought and didnt' hear the question.

Not to worry, lar.
Here's a proven line that I use and it works, EVERYTIME:

"Not to worry, dearie. You just have more for me to love, lor."