So my colleagues and bosses cannot stand the slow connection, I called TMNet support.
Trying for the past 5 minutes before finally got connected, spoke with Gopi, 4.10PM
Gopi: Hi Sir How can I help you?
Me: My sDSL is very slow.
Gopi: May I have your login ID please
Me: *Gives login ID*
Gopi: Can I have your billing address for verification?
Me: *give address*
Gopi: May I know are you using a router?
Me: Yes
Gopi: May I know how many PC is connected to the router?
Me: *think* 2
Gopi: Can you disconnect the router
Me: Then how to connect?
Gopi: You have to use 1 PC to connect
Me: This is sdsl laa dungu
Gopi: Oh, please wait 2 minutes.
Me: *wait*
Gopi: What router are you using?
Me: Lucent Cellpipe
Gopi: Can you tell me if there is any lights on?
Me: Dunno, should have.
Gopi: Can you tell me which light is on, I need to put it in my report
Me: Really can't tell, my server room is 500 KM away
Gopi: *GuLP*
Me: So whats the problem with the slowness?
Gopi: I still need to put down which lights are on to put in the report
Me: Wait then *Proceed to toilet to fap fap fap*
Me: Okay .. all lights are on
Gopi: Okay I will put that in my report, and will send our technician 24 hours from now
Gopi: Here's your report number
Me: Uh .. ok .. Can I sue you if yuor technician take more than 24 hours to come to my place?
Gopi: *GULP*
Trying for the past 5 minutes before finally got connected, spoke with Gopi, 4.10PM
Gopi: Hi Sir How can I help you?
Me: My sDSL is very slow.
Gopi: May I have your login ID please
Me: *Gives login ID*
Gopi: Can I have your billing address for verification?
Me: *give address*
Gopi: May I know are you using a router?
Me: Yes
Gopi: May I know how many PC is connected to the router?
Me: *think* 2
Gopi: Can you disconnect the router
Me: Then how to connect?
Gopi: You have to use 1 PC to connect
Me: This is sdsl laa dungu
Gopi: Oh, please wait 2 minutes.
Me: *wait*
Gopi: What router are you using?
Me: Lucent Cellpipe
Gopi: Can you tell me if there is any lights on?
Me: Dunno, should have.
Gopi: Can you tell me which light is on, I need to put it in my report
Me: Really can't tell, my server room is 500 KM away
Gopi: *GuLP*
Me: So whats the problem with the slowness?
Gopi: I still need to put down which lights are on to put in the report
Me: Wait then *Proceed to toilet to fap fap fap*
Me: Okay .. all lights are on
Gopi: Okay I will put that in my report, and will send our technician 24 hours from now
Gopi: Here's your report number
Me: Uh .. ok .. Can I sue you if yuor technician take more than 24 hours to come to my place?
Gopi: *GULP*
