Road Block What Will They Do?

PedalToTheMetal

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hie..can i ask a question?new here..
if we caught on a road block..and we're using modified cars..for example..urm..a satria gsr?..juz an example..
what can they do to us?if we already got jpj approval for engine swapping...?what else can they do..thanks...
 
did i go too fast?

PedalToTheMetal said:
hie..can i ask a question?new here.. if we caught on a road block..and we're using modified cars..for example..urm..a satria gsr?..juz an example.. what can they do to us?if we already got jpj approval for engine swapping...?what else can they do..thanks...
if the car has been approved by jpj, then there is nothing to worry about.

but whenever i encouter a road block, the first thing that comes to my mind is, "did i go too fast?"
 
not to worry so much...you and your car wont have any problem one..most probly your wallet will kena gang bang.....remember to put condom inside your wallet when you go out at nite.. :P
 
haha..oh ya..wallet will go empty huh..ehhe...but turbo cars with jpj apprval will b safe?juz give them rasuah oni rite?..
guess the other thing theyll do is check on tinted windows..urm..airbursh..bla bla bla..
 
PedalToTheMetal said:
haha..oh ya..wallet will go empty huh..ehhe...but turbo cars with jpj apprval will b safe?juz give them rasuah oni rite?..
guess the other thing theyll do is check on tinted windows..urm..airbursh..bla bla bla..

"juz give them rasuah oni rite?"

you sound like BPR trying to fishing here.......:cool:
 
1st step: Put on hush puppy face, hide big notes
2nd step: Greet him with "tuan", "sir"....

if he says there is a problem or something is wrong

3rd step: "sorry sir...." "maaf tuan" "tuan, boleh tolong tak? "tuan....tuan tolong sekali"
4th step:show him wallet that consist of a few 5ringgit notes, maybe at most 50.
and finally, pray....
 
they also check if u got bring any "ayam" on board.. careful when u go out with underage gal ohh, especially late at night... they ask this and that... > ur car arr, when u approach the roadblock, try be decent and friendly lo... dont show of by revving even a bit... haha...

SMILE SMILE SMILE... then they let u go... u giv lansi face, they stop u...
 
[SMILE SMILE SMILE... then they let u go... u giv lansi face, they stop u...[/QUOTE]

i always give Lansi face....... why scare at them?........ FUCK them lah
 
Yeah la, why need to smile smile with them? Think they dai sai (very big) now? Most authorities misuse their power.
im not saying i've not done it before, but malaysia's police have all been TRAINED by us (drivers) to be corrupted and accept bribes..
You see other country police accept ? Got la maybe accept.. But most of them just saman u i believe.. like in one skate video. even the skater also tiao kau back the police and they like arguing only, looked quite funny actually hehehe.. like small kids playing with words. :D
anyway, i think if u got approval by jpj already u don't have to scared lah. what's wrong with airbrush and stickers? illegal meh?
if i am you and got approval and all i fukk them also no free la.. need smile at them ar. lanciao! they wanna "sing" like simplythebest say, let them sing la.. in the end i dun think they can do anything IF u're 100% sure u never do anything illegal..
dun everything also straight ask them Tolong tolong.. Like stoop damn low liddet only.. think they police they king liddet drivers need to bow everytime when see them. blehzz..
 
ahah great reply pickcell..hmm..airbrush? yea..i think so..
cuz some ppl said tht the colours for airbrushing is limited?
not so sure..ahhaha..
 
hehe...sometime the road block(especially JPJ) make the road traffic jam...after i pass the road block i horn kow-kow for my showing my angry to JPJ. how f**k they always road block till traffic jam!
 
if u got a very loud exhaust then they can say "apasal u punya exhaust bising,blabla..." but only exhaust,don worry...but they will scare u off,they said "i buka saman sekarang,then i tarik ur car back,u bring 1 exhaust then change at balai,after that only can get back ur car..." actually there is no such case,they only can summon u n u just need to change back ur exhaust then go back balai let them check,they can tow ur car back...

if airbrush case hmm...wat i know airbrush is illegal if u got more than 30%...if less than 30% then don need diu them at all...

engine convertion case u need to have the jpj apporval letter with u all the way...just keep inside ur car lor,i kena b4...they said "bawa same lar itu surat,blabla..." so just bring it with u all the time...ntg 1...if not they will say "siapa percaya u,u ingat i banyak masa ikut u balik tengok ka....bawalah sekali lain kali..." so just show them n fuck them off...
 
by the way... when i meet roadblock.. the police also check my interior for those turbo meter.. near my glovebox, radioset, my meter dashboard..
and 1 time just at the time when i meet roadblock.. have the same car in front of me mod like crazy one... and the police call me and the person i don`t actually know him stop aside.. and check for illegal stuff..
for you information, my car is fully stock even until the cheapest thing is from factory..
check for 10 minutes and let me go.. i feel like wasting my time and quite funny also.. because no rasuah from me ... haha.
 

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