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This is the story of a Prince:
Once upon a time, long long ago, there lived a very
tall, dark and handsome prince.Everybody loved
him but there was this huge curse on him. The
curse was that the Prince could speak only one
word each year. However, he could save up the
words so that if he did not speak for a whole year,
then the following year he was allowed to speak
two words. (This was before the time of letter
writing or sign language.)One day he met a
beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest
difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for
two whole years so that he could look at her and
say "my darling".But at the end of the two years
he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of
this he waited three more years
without speaking (bringing the total number of
silent years to 5.But at the end of these five years
he realized that he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking. Finally as the ninth year of silence
ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely
princess to the most secluded and romantic place
in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a
hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and
taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I
love you! Will you marry me?"And the princess
tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes , and parting her ruby
lips, said just a single word and the king was
dumb founded can u guess wat the princess
said???
Well, guess what she said .........

said..............
well, she said..............




"PARDON"?
 
Originally posted by turbonetics@Mar 2 2005, 17:30
This is the story of a Prince:
Once upon a time, long long ago, there lived a very
tall, dark and handsome prince.Everybody loved
him but there was this huge curse on him. The
curse was that the Prince could speak only one
word each year. However, he could save up the
words so that if he did not speak for a whole year,
then the following year he was allowed to speak
two words. (This was before the time of letter
writing or sign language.)One day he met a
beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest
difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for
two whole years so that he could look at her and
say "my darling".But at the end of the two years
he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of
this he waited three more years
without speaking (bringing the total number of
silent years to 5.But at the end of these five years
he realized that he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking. Finally as the ninth year of silence
ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely
princess to the most secluded and romantic place
in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a
hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and
taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I
love you! Will you marry me?"And the princess
tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes , and parting her ruby
lips, said just a single word and the king was
dumb founded can u guess wat the princess
said???
Well, guess what she said .........

said..............
well, she said..............




"PARDON"?
hahaha hai lat hahahaha :ph34r:
 
the prince's ballz sure besar kecik imbalanced...kakakakakakaka
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
imagine the prince thinking...."hai kao lat, tiu niama! y ur hearing so fucking bad one!!!"

:lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by szekeiemme@Mar 3 2005, 00:01
i think after that the prince created middle finger.. ;)
agree agree!!!
-_- -_- -_-
the international language --->middle finger
must be created by this poor prince! :D :D
 
Zha dou...but very funny...then should add...

'Somehow or rather he breaks the curse by saying 't** lei ah seng ma c** b** ham ka chan!!!'''
 
ahhahahahhahahah damn funny... kesian case.. wait another 9 years lah!

by the time they marry both old ppl oledy :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good 1.... tht guy sure "char dou"like gila for sure.... in his mind sure think "WTF man~!!!?" :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good one!!!
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: If I were the prince, I will faint straight away and I will be squeezing my balls if she said that to me. Imagine having to wait 9 years and then the princess just spoil it like that. :lol: :lol:

Anyway, a good laugh I haf there. :)
 

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