Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
jokes
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003688" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>See, it's not hard to keep girls happy... </p><p>heee.... </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>: "How to Keep your partner happy" hahahahhah.. all </p><p>ladies should forward this.. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Message: It's not difficult. </p><p></p><p>To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be: </p><p></p><p>1. a friend </p><p>2. a companion </p><p>3. a lover </p><p>4. a brother </p><p>5. a father </p><p>6. a master </p><p>7. a chef </p><p>8. an electrician </p><p>9. a carpenter </p><p>10. a plumber </p><p>11. a mechanic </p><p>12. a decorator </p><p>13. a stylist </p><p>14. a sexologist </p><p>15. a gynecologist </p><p>16. a psychologist </p><p>17. a pest exterminator </p><p>18. a psychiatrist </p><p>19. a healer </p><p>20. a good listener </p><p>21. an organiser </p><p>22. a good father </p><p>23. very clean </p><p>24. sympathetic </p><p>25. athletic </p><p>26. warm </p><p>27. attentive </p><p>28. gallant </p><p>29. intelligent </p><p>30. funny </p><p>31. creative </p><p>32. tender </p><p>33. strong </p><p>34. understanding </p><p>35. tolerant </p><p>36. prudent </p><p>37. ambitious </p><p>38. capable </p><p>39. courageous </p><p>40. determined </p><p>41. true </p><p>42. dependable </p><p>43. passionate </p><p></p><p>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: </p><p></p><p>44. give her compliments regularly </p><p>45. love shopping </p><p>46. be honest </p><p>47. be very rich </p><p>48. not stress her out </p><p>49. not look at other girls </p><p></p><p>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: </p><p></p><p>50. give her lots of attention, but expect </p><p>little yourself </p><p>51. give her lots of time, especially time </p><p>for herself </p><p>52. give her lots of space, never worrying </p><p>about where she goes </p><p></p><p>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: </p><p></p><p>53. Never to forget: </p><p>* birthdays </p><p>* anniversaries </p><p>* arrangements she makes </p><p></p><p>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : </p><p></p><p>1. Give him lots of SEX </p><p>2. Feed him well </p><p>3. Let him have the remote control </p><p>4. Leave him in peace.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jasper, post: 1003688, member: 628"] See, it's not hard to keep girls happy... heee.... : "How to Keep your partner happy" hahahahhah.. all ladies should forward this.. Message: It's not difficult. To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : 1. Give him lots of SEX 2. Feed him well 3. Let him have the remote control 4. Leave him in peace. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original Swift Springs rear strut bar set made in...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Proton Preve R3 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Nissan Almera Tomei body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Sportec’s Audi S5 gets close to the RS5
http://www.zerotohundred.com/?attachment_id=14445
While the Audi S5 may be packing quite a punch under its hood, the RS5 would leave it for dead on the blacktop.
Swiss tuning firm Sportec has developed a mild stage...
Interested in Go Karting after AFOS event?
Hi guys,
have two friends from Germany here and we'll go for Go Karting on Sunday midday or early afternoon after the AFOS event.
Anybody who's interested to join in either discuss at AFOS personally or PM me...
NEED help..
Hey guys.. i m in the process of sellin my car. i shud be handing over my baby by this
week. When i do that, i ll be carless. So, the question is, what car or which car shud i get?
i m in a dillema with my missus...
Recent Posts
Toyota Malaysia Enters Regional GT Racing with TGR Racing Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Home Win and Double Podium for Akash Nandy at Sepang Season Opener
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
jokes