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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2969773" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Duct Tape Trick</strong></p><p>Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.</p><p></p><p><strong>Dutch Oven</strong></p><p>Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).</p><p></p><p><strong>Dutch Treat</strong></p><p>The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.</p><p></p><p><strong>DVDA</strong></p><p>The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Electric Chair</strong></p><p>Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile dysfunction after performed.</p><p></p><p><strong>Felching</strong></p><p>A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail. *note: never seen it done with a straw...</p><p></p><p><strong>Fish Eye</strong></p><p>From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.</p><p></p><p><strong>Fish Hook</strong></p><p>When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Fire Island</strong></p><p>This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Flaming Amazon</strong></p><p>This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Flooding The Cave</strong></p><p>Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The Flying Camel</strong></p><p>A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2969773, member: 14320"] [B]Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms Duct Tape Trick[/B] Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split. [B]Dutch Oven[/B] Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). [B]Dutch Treat[/B] The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy. [B]DVDA[/B] The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm. [B]The Electric Chair[/B] Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile dysfunction after performed. [B]Felching[/B] A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail. *note: never seen it done with a straw... [B]Fish Eye[/B] From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that. [B]Fish Hook[/B] When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. [B] The Fire Island[/B] This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented. [B] Flaming Amazon[/B] This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz! [B] Flooding The Cave[/B] Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well. [B] The Flying Camel[/B] A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move. [/QUOTE]
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