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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2946922" data-attributes="member: 14320">"This Partition Comes Out"A carpenter gets called to do some work at the local house of illrepute. The madam of the house explains that she wants him to build apartition to divide one of the larger rooms into two smaller rooms.The carpenter spends all day building the partition and when he's donehe gives the madam a bill for $300.The madam smiles and says, "We usually pay all our bills around her intrade.""Sorry ma'am" replies the carpenter, "it's $300 cash or this partitioncomes out""But you can have some fun with any girl here," explains the madam."That's worth more than $300""Sorry ma'am," replies the carpenter, 'it's $300 cash or this partitioncomes out""But my girls can fulfill your every desire. Choose any girl you like."The carpenter thinks a while and then says, "You said any girl I want.Does that include you?"The madam smiles seductively, "Why yes of course" and she starts todisrobe.Once she is naked on the bed the carpenter slowly and gently inserts histhumb deep into her 'front opening'She sighs and moans with pleasure.Then the carpenter carefully inserts his middle finger deep into her'rear opening'The madam is writhing in ecstasyThen the carpenter suddenly clamps his thumb and finger together andsays, "Like I was saying, it's $300 cash or this partition comes out"</blockquote>

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