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<blockquote data-quote="BuRn-OuT" data-source="post: 2931001" data-attributes="member: 28141"><p>The competition...</p><p></p><p>Once in a village, there was a competition to see which man had the strongest d**k in the village...</p><p></p><p>it came down to the last round in which an indian, a bengali and a malay was left to compete...</p><p></p><p>the indian guy came out...pulled down his pants and w@^ked till it was hard....he bent down...picked up 2 green coconuts which were tied together and hanged it on his erected d**k and stood up!</p><p></p><p>The Crowd goes wild!!!!! "India Bagus!! India Bagus!!!".....</p><p></p><p>next...the bengali guy comes out...pulls out his pants and <a href="mailto:w@^ks....this">w@^ks....this</a> time it bigger than the indians and looks tougher....with that he bends down and picks up 5 green coconuts tied together and hangs it around his d**k and stands up....</p><p></p><p>the crowd goes wilder after seeing this!! "Bengali lagi bagus!!! bengali lagi bagus!!!!"</p><p></p><p>last up was the malay dude...he comes out...drops his pants and wanks away...he has a pen15 much smaller than the other 2 before him...he bends down and picks up one brown coconut and hangs it around his d**k....he tries to stand, but to to no avail...he just cant....</p><p></p><p>the crowd boo's him "Booo!!!....Melayu tak boleh....Bengali Bagus!!! Balik la!!!"</p><p></p><p>With that the malay guy replies " woit....tunggu!" he takes the coconut and cuts it half with a parang....and what he does next got the crowd shocked!! he started grating the coconut using his d**k!!!</p><p></p><p>*He won the competition for sure!!*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BuRn-OuT, post: 2931001, member: 28141"] The competition... Once in a village, there was a competition to see which man had the strongest d**k in the village... it came down to the last round in which an indian, a bengali and a malay was left to compete... the indian guy came out...pulled down his pants and w@^ked till it was hard....he bent down...picked up 2 green coconuts which were tied together and hanged it on his erected d**k and stood up! The Crowd goes wild!!!!! "India Bagus!! India Bagus!!!"..... next...the bengali guy comes out...pulls out his pants and [email]w@^ks....this[/email] time it bigger than the indians and looks tougher....with that he bends down and picks up 5 green coconuts tied together and hangs it around his d**k and stands up.... the crowd goes wilder after seeing this!! "Bengali lagi bagus!!! bengali lagi bagus!!!!" last up was the malay dude...he comes out...drops his pants and wanks away...he has a pen15 much smaller than the other 2 before him...he bends down and picks up one brown coconut and hangs it around his d**k....he tries to stand, but to to no avail...he just cant.... the crowd boo's him "Booo!!!....Melayu tak boleh....Bengali Bagus!!! Balik la!!!" With that the malay guy replies " woit....tunggu!" he takes the coconut and cuts it half with a parang....and what he does next got the crowd shocked!! he started grating the coconut using his d**k!!! *He won the competition for sure!!* [/QUOTE]
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