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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2929782" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Marathon AffairA woman was having an affair while her husband wasat work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway."Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelledto her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangledreply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!""If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill usboth!" she replied."He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!The rain is the least of your problems!"So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs hisclothes and jumps out the window!As he began running down the street in the pouringrain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of thetown's annual marathon.He started running along beside the others about 300of them.Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,he tried to "blend in" as best he could.It wasn't that effective!After a little while, a small group of runners, whohad been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer."Do you always run in the nude?" one asked."Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully freehaving the air blow over all your skin while you'rerunning."Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always runcarrying your clothes under your arm?""Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "Thatway I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to gohome!"Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Doyou always wear a condom when you run?""Only if it's raining."</blockquote>