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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2908030" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,</p><p>so make arrangement.</p><p></p><p>Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and</p><p>I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.</p><p></p><p>Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going</p><p>abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.</p><p></p><p>Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving</p><p>private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need</p><p>not come for class.</p><p></p><p>Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a</p><p>week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets</p><p>spend the week together.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Grandpa (the 1st boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am</p><p>spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend</p><p>that meeting.</p><p></p><p>Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss</p><p>has some work, we cancelled our trip.</p><p></p><p>Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend</p><p>this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.</p><p></p><p>Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving</p><p>private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.</p><p></p><p>Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my</p><p>teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I</p><p>can't give you company.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this</p><p>week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.</p><p></p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p>At last do you think that the Boss will be going to the meeting as he planned....?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2908030, member: 14320"] Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together. Grandpa (the 1st boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting. Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip. Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company. Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At last do you think that the Boss will be going to the meeting as he planned....? [/QUOTE]
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