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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2907372" data-attributes="member: 14320">A West Virginia teeny bopper comes home from school and asks, "Ma, is it true that babies come out of the place boys put their wieners in?"Ma replies,"Yep, sho' do."Daughter says," Why Ma, is that why you are missin yo' front teeth?"=====Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitalsdying of nothing.=====The 3 tragedies in a man's life:1- life sucks2- job sucks3- Wife does NOT!=====A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you make me one too?"=====Johnson sees McGann in a bar.He says, "I heard you buried your wife."McGann says, "Had to. She was dead."=====Redneck Motto: Drink until she's beautiful, but if that doesn't work, put a flag over her head and do it for your country.What's the difference between a woman and a volcano?A volcano never fakes an eruption.Smoking a cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes......However, having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes ...... So smokers ... Screw! Screw for your lives!=====Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched ashis father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down thehorse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny,lookingworried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."</blockquote>

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