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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2900894" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Pussies Galore</strong></p><p><strong>Part 2</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>THE STALKER PUSSY</strong></p><p>This is the pussy that pisses you off the most. You see, the woman you</p><p>boned for a fling or as a favor keeps coming back like a bad cold. If</p><p>she has a bad day at work, she "stalks your dick." If she has a bad</p><p>meal, "she stalks your dick." If she has a bad hair day, she "stalks</p><p>your dick." If she sees an ex, she "stalks your dick." No what, she</p><p>"stalks your dick." It is easy to tell if the woman you're with falls</p><p>into this category. She always uses phrases like these when she is</p><p>fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM THIS PUSSY." "AIN'T THIS SOME SWEET PUSSY?"</p><p>"TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS PUSSY." "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHO'S DICK IS THIS?"</p><p>"TALK TO ME DADDY, I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW," and finally, "YOU</p><p>LIKE WHEN YOU IN THIS PUSSY AND WHIPPIN' IT!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>TUNA PUSSY</strong></p><p>This is the pussy that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. You can</p><p>recognize it easily because she may have cats swarming around her or</p><p>everybody at the local pub knows her name. When you walk into a room,</p><p>you know she is there or was there. This is dangerous pussy. The problem</p><p>is that the babe is fine and you ain't had no pussy in a long while. The</p><p>dog in you wants some pussy. You know that this pussy is experienced and</p><p>could put a hurt on you in more ways than one. This is the pussy you</p><p>don't want anyone to know you sampled. You DON'T EAT this pussy. After</p><p>you sample this pussy, you immediately take a shower or at the very</p><p>least scrub your dick in the sink with some disinfectant.</p><p></p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>GODDAMN PUSSY</strong></p><p>Men, now this is pussy that will definitely send you to hell if you're</p><p>not married to it. This pussy is just like YES M'AM PUSSY and THUNDER</p><p>THIGHS PUSSY. Her pussy is snug-not too tight-and juicy. She can</p><p>accommodate larger than average size dick. She has good control of her</p><p>pussy muscles which can make any size dick feel at home. This pussy</p><p>makes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While you are giving</p><p>it to her doggy style or with you laying down and she sits on top of</p><p>you, you look towards the heavens and say, "GODDAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD</p><p>PUSSY!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2900894, member: 14320"] [B]Pussies Galore Part 2 THE STALKER PUSSY[/B] This is the pussy that pisses you off the most. You see, the woman you boned for a fling or as a favor keeps coming back like a bad cold. If she has a bad day at work, she "stalks your dick." If she has a bad meal, "she stalks your dick." If she has a bad hair day, she "stalks your dick." If she sees an ex, she "stalks your dick." No what, she "stalks your dick." It is easy to tell if the woman you're with falls into this category. She always uses phrases like these when she is fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM THIS PUSSY." "AIN'T THIS SOME SWEET PUSSY?" "TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS PUSSY." "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHO'S DICK IS THIS?" "TALK TO ME DADDY, I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW," and finally, "YOU LIKE WHEN YOU IN THIS PUSSY AND WHIPPIN' IT!" ~~~~~ [B]TUNA PUSSY[/B] This is the pussy that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. You can recognize it easily because she may have cats swarming around her or everybody at the local pub knows her name. When you walk into a room, you know she is there or was there. This is dangerous pussy. The problem is that the babe is fine and you ain't had no pussy in a long while. The dog in you wants some pussy. You know that this pussy is experienced and could put a hurt on you in more ways than one. This is the pussy you don't want anyone to know you sampled. You DON'T EAT this pussy. After you sample this pussy, you immediately take a shower or at the very least scrub your dick in the sink with some disinfectant. ~~~~~ [B]GODDAMN PUSSY[/B] Men, now this is pussy that will definitely send you to hell if you're not married to it. This pussy is just like YES M'AM PUSSY and THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY. Her pussy is snug-not too tight-and juicy. She can accommodate larger than average size dick. She has good control of her pussy muscles which can make any size dick feel at home. This pussy makes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While you are giving it to her doggy style or with you laying down and she sits on top of you, you look towards the heavens and say, "GODDAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD PUSSY!!" [/QUOTE]
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