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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2896439" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the fuck happened? </p><p></p><p>~~~~~~</p><p></p><p>A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fall asleep quickly. He was in the upper bunk and she was in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leaned over and gently woke the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" .......After a moment of silence, he farted.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2896439, member: 14320"] Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the fuck happened? ~~~~~~ A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fall asleep quickly. He was in the upper bunk and she was in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leaned over and gently woke the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" .......After a moment of silence, he farted. [/QUOTE]
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