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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2890344" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naive MaggieMaggie lived in a tenement in Glasgow........ in theroughest part of town. She was pretty naive for aGlaswegian.Maggie had been developing a bit of a stomach andputting on some weight. She thought, me pregnant?',but she didn't know anything about how tomake sure. She thought, `Big Agnes next doorwill know....she's got twelve kids'. Maggie went downto Big Agnes's flat and told her the problem.Big Agnes thought for a minute or two and then toldher (in slurred speech, coz she'd been on the Vodkaall morning) to go down to the health-clinicand ask the doctor. He would be able to tell ifshe was pregnant or not.Maggie made the appointment and attended next day.That very afternoon, Agnes heard a terrible commotionat her door, loud hammering and screaming.She picked up her baseball bat just in case it wasthe landlord man after the rent and answered.It was Maggie, hair dishevelled, blouse ripped,torn knees on her tights, black-eye the works. "ForGod's sake come in" said Agnes," what the hellhappened to you?""I went down to the doctors, like you told me. He sentme to the nurses room. It was that big fatbitch nurse from Possilpark, her with thewarts and the husband that drinks meths. WellI told her that the doctor had sent me tocheck for pregnancy and she told me she needed asample. I asked her, "what the fuck is asample? Then she said "piss in abottle." Then I told her "well shit in your handbagif your going to be like that." And thats when thefighting started!</blockquote>