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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2851766" data-attributes="member: 14320">Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.=====A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,"Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies."It must be your feet, then."=====Billy Bob and Rusty are walkin' through the drug store. Rustyturns to Billy Bob and asks, "What's the difference between anoral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?Billy Bob replied, "I think it's the taste!"=====What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?They both use snap on tools.=====Bessy: "Why don't we go to the bingo tonight, Clem?We'll buy a card and go 50-50."Clem: "I got a better idea, let's stay home, buy a can of beans andgo farty-farty. "=====How does a blonde moonwalk?She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!=====What do you call a blonde holding her breathe?Increasing brain capacity====="Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetriciansolicitously."Nah," replied the blonde mother to be. "He and my husband don't get along."=====What did the maxi pad say to the fart?You are the wind beneath my wings=====</blockquote>

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