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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2841317" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?</p><p>A quarter pounder with cheese.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?</p><p>A: The hotdogs all taste like shit!</p><p>____</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?</p><p>One says 'Cock-a-doodle- doo' and the prostitute says 'Any cock will do'.</p><p>____</p><p></p><p>In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>A gay man goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The</p><p>doctor comes back and says " I am not going to beat around the bush. You</p><p>have AIDS."</p><p></p><p>The man is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"</p><p></p><p>The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy</p><p>sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,</p><p>10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran</p><p>cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."</p><p></p><p>The man asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"</p><p></p><p>"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your</p><p>asshole is for."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2841317, member: 14320"] What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese. _____ Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? A: The hotdogs all taste like shit! ____ What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One says 'Cock-a-doodle- doo' and the prostitute says 'Any cock will do'. ____ In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. _____ Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." _____ A gay man goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says " I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." The man is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The man asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your asshole is for." [/QUOTE]
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