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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2836635" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Two Queers</strong></p><p></p><p>Two queers, Roger and Colin, are walking through London Zoo one day when</p><p>they come across the "Rwandan Silverback Gorilla" cage. Sitting upright</p><p>just inside the bars is an eight foot muscle bound Silverback Gorilla and</p><p>Colin; being as gay as you like; can't help but notice its massive, thick</p><p>penis hanging there.</p><p></p><p>"OOOoooh.... Look at the donger on him Roger !" Squeals Colin excitedly</p><p>"I've never had one that size in my hand before !" Unable to contain</p><p>himself, he reaches through the bars and strokes the apple sized bell-end</p><p>of the ape. Roger tries to pull his boyfriend away but its too</p><p>late.......the gorilla's shovel like hands clasp Colin's wrist and yank him</p><p>through the bars, into the cage. Roger screams in a gay fashion as Colin is</p><p>dragged into the gorillas bamboo hut.</p><p></p><p>Whilst in there, Colin is subjected to a very very very rough bout of anal</p><p>sex with the Silverback. Roger covers his ears to block Colin's screams and</p><p>runs to get help. It takes three and a half hours for the Zoo Staff to lure</p><p>the ape out and fire a tranquilizer dart at its arse. They call an ambulance</p><p>and Colin is rushed to hospital for major ringpiece surgery.</p><p></p><p>A few days later Roger decides to visit his gay pal Colin in Hospital as he</p><p>hears that he's regained consciousness. Colin is in his bed, crying his eyes</p><p>out when Roger walks in.</p><p></p><p>"How are you feeling darling ?" asks Roger quietly. "Awful !" whimpers</p><p>Colin "That fucking gorilla shagged my arse rotten!" "Does it hurt ?"</p><p>asked Roger</p><p></p><p>"HURT ?" replies Colin, tears rolling down his cheeks "HURT ?....... HE</p><p>HASN'T CALLED, HE HASN'T WRITTEN....OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS !"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2836635, member: 14320"] [B]Two Queers[/B] Two queers, Roger and Colin, are walking through London Zoo one day when they come across the "Rwandan Silverback Gorilla" cage. Sitting upright just inside the bars is an eight foot muscle bound Silverback Gorilla and Colin; being as gay as you like; can't help but notice its massive, thick penis hanging there. "OOOoooh.... Look at the donger on him Roger !" Squeals Colin excitedly "I've never had one that size in my hand before !" Unable to contain himself, he reaches through the bars and strokes the apple sized bell-end of the ape. Roger tries to pull his boyfriend away but its too late.......the gorilla's shovel like hands clasp Colin's wrist and yank him through the bars, into the cage. Roger screams in a gay fashion as Colin is dragged into the gorillas bamboo hut. Whilst in there, Colin is subjected to a very very very rough bout of anal sex with the Silverback. Roger covers his ears to block Colin's screams and runs to get help. It takes three and a half hours for the Zoo Staff to lure the ape out and fire a tranquilizer dart at its arse. They call an ambulance and Colin is rushed to hospital for major ringpiece surgery. A few days later Roger decides to visit his gay pal Colin in Hospital as he hears that he's regained consciousness. Colin is in his bed, crying his eyes out when Roger walks in. "How are you feeling darling ?" asks Roger quietly. "Awful !" whimpers Colin "That fucking gorilla shagged my arse rotten!" "Does it hurt ?" asked Roger "HURT ?" replies Colin, tears rolling down his cheeks "HURT ?....... HE HASN'T CALLED, HE HASN'T WRITTEN....OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS !" [/QUOTE]
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