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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2828672" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A young woman is late for an important job interview.</p><p></p><p>When she arrives at the office building, she dashes to the elevator and</p><p>hits the up button. The doors slide open and she notices a rather</p><p>unsavory looking little man in a trenchcoat standing in the back. She</p><p>thinks about waiting for the next elevator, but she was already late and</p><p>really needs this job. She regretfully boards the elevator and presses</p><p>the top floor button.</p><p></p><p>A few moments pass, then she hears him grunting and shuffling closer to</p><p>her. "Excuse me miss", says the man, "but can I smell your crotch?"</p><p>Shocked by the statement, the woman shrieks "No no no! Absolutely not!!"</p><p>So the guy replies</p><p></p><p>"Oh, must be your feet then".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2828672, member: 14320"] A young woman is late for an important job interview. When she arrives at the office building, she dashes to the elevator and hits the up button. The doors slide open and she notices a rather unsavory looking little man in a trenchcoat standing in the back. She thinks about waiting for the next elevator, but she was already late and really needs this job. She regretfully boards the elevator and presses the top floor button. A few moments pass, then she hears him grunting and shuffling closer to her. "Excuse me miss", says the man, "but can I smell your crotch?" Shocked by the statement, the woman shrieks "No no no! Absolutely not!!" So the guy replies "Oh, must be your feet then". [/QUOTE]
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