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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2794919" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Corporate Structure</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Chairman Of The Board</strong> - Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to Master.</p><p></p><p><strong>President</strong> - Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the water is calm. Talks with Master.</p><p></p><p><strong>Executive Vice-President</strong> - Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine; not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks to Master if special request is granted.</p><p></p><p><strong>Vice President</strong> - Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by Master.</p><p></p><p><strong>General Manager</strong> - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.</p><p></p><p><strong>Manager</strong> - Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls.</p><p></p><p><strong>Trainee</strong> - Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says, "Look at the choo-choo." Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to self.</p><p></p><p><strong>Secretary</strong> - Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with single glance. She is the Master.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2794919, member: 14320"] [B]Corporate Structure Chairman Of The Board[/B] - Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to Master. [B]President[/B] - Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the water is calm. Talks with Master. [B]Executive Vice-President[/B] - Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine; not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks to Master if special request is granted. [B]Vice President[/B] - Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by Master. [B]General Manager[/B] - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals. [B]Manager[/B] - Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls. [B]Trainee[/B] - Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says, "Look at the choo-choo." Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to self. [B]Secretary[/B] - Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with single glance. She is the Master. [/QUOTE]
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