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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2788372" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Marriages are made in heaven,</p><p>then what are made in Hell?</p><p>Ans : the days after marriage</p><p></p><p></p><p>During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?</p><p>He is given his last chance to run away.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I wrote ur name on the sand ............ .</p><p>it got washed away,</p><p>I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........</p><p>it got blown away,</p><p>So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......</p><p>I got a HEART ATTACK</p><p></p><p></p><p>LOVE is like a CIGAR</p><p>It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...</p><p>But dont worry - we are chain smokers</p><p></p><p></p><p>ur smile can be compared to a flower</p><p>ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo</p><p>ur inocence to a child</p><p>but in stupidity</p><p>u have no comparison</p><p>u r the best</p><p></p><p></p><p>True love is like a pillow</p><p>u can hug when u r in trouble</p><p>u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy</p><p>so when u need true love</p><p>spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Friend,</p><p></p><p>when i ask u flower,</p><p>u give me bouquet</p><p>when i ask u a stone</p><p>u give me a statue</p><p>when i ask u a feather</p><p>u give me peacock</p><p></p><p>ARE U REALLY DEAF ?</p><p></p><p></p><p>I had VODKA with WATER</p><p>I felt DRUNK</p><p>I had WHISKY with WATER</p><p>I felt DRUNK</p><p>I had RUM with WATER</p><p>I felt DRUNK</p><p>I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>when i call u;</p><p>1 ring means i'm thinking of u;</p><p>2 ring means i like u;</p><p>3 means i miss u;</p><p>4 means .........pick d phone idiot</p><p></p><p></p><p>Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..</p><p>Student : WOW !</p><p></p><p></p><p>The human brain is most outstanding thing.......</p><p>it functions 24hrs 365 days.....</p><p>it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love</p><p></p><p></p><p>SMILE - is a language of love</p><p>SMILE - is a source to win hearts...</p><p>SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality</p><p>SO....</p><p>Brush ur Teeth today onwards</p><p></p><p></p><p>A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..</p><p>A beer shortens your life by 4 min..</p><p>A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..</p><p></p><p></p><p>History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?</p><p>Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....</p><p></p><p></p><p>Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class</p><p>Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2788372, member: 14320"] Marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. I wrote ur name on the sand ............ . it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........ it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ...... I got a HEART ATTACK LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ? I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .. Student : WOW ! The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.... Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide [/QUOTE]
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