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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2781035" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">Testing</span> girl since she always <span style="color: Purple">doubts U.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">DATABASE</span> girl since she always wants her husband to be a <span style="color: Purple">UNIQUE key</span>.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">C</span> girl because she always have a tendency to <span style="color: Purple">BREAK</span> the things and <span style="color: Purple">EXIT</span> from house.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">C++</span> girl as u may encounter some problems in <span style="color: Purple">INHERITANCE.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">JAVA</span> girl since she always throws <span style="color: Purple">EXCEPTIONS.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">VB</span> girl since she has divorce <span style="color: Purple">FORM</span> with her always.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">UNIX</span> girl ,she always <span style="color: Purple">dump</span> u with a core.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">PASCAL</span> girl ,she always scolds u as <span style="color: Purple">rascal.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">COBOL</span> girl since she may be very good in <span style="color: Purple">DIVISION</span> of families.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Never marry a <span style="color: Red">NETWORK</span> girl since she may be very good in <span style="color: Purple">shooting troubles.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Better marry a girl not belonging to <span style="color: Red">SOFTWARE FAMILY</span> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN........ ......... ......... .</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7130/softwaresp5.gifhttp://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6282/software1pp8.gifhttp://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5790/software2tz9.gif</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">SO TAKE MY ADVISE AND DONT MARRY</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">ALWAYS BE HAPPY</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2781035, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="4"] Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]Testing[/COLOR] girl since she always [COLOR="Purple"]doubts U.[/COLOR] Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]DATABASE[/COLOR] girl since she always wants her husband to be a [COLOR="Purple"]UNIQUE key[/COLOR]. Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]C[/COLOR] girl because she always have a tendency to [COLOR="Purple"]BREAK[/COLOR] the things and [COLOR="Purple"]EXIT[/COLOR] from house. Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]C++[/COLOR] girl as u may encounter some problems in [COLOR="Purple"]INHERITANCE.[/COLOR] Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]JAVA[/COLOR] girl since she always throws [COLOR="Purple"]EXCEPTIONS.[/COLOR] Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]VB[/COLOR] girl since she has divorce [COLOR="Purple"]FORM[/COLOR] with her always. Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]UNIX[/COLOR] girl ,she always [COLOR="Purple"]dump[/COLOR] u with a core. Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]PASCAL[/COLOR] girl ,she always scolds u as [COLOR="Purple"]rascal.[/COLOR] Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]COBOL[/COLOR] girl since she may be very good in [COLOR="Purple"]DIVISION[/COLOR] of families. Never marry a [COLOR="Red"]NETWORK[/COLOR] girl since she may be very good in [COLOR="Purple"]shooting troubles.[/COLOR] Better marry a girl not belonging to [COLOR="Red"]SOFTWARE FAMILY[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN........ ......... ......... .[/COLOR] http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7130/softwaresp5.gifhttp://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6282/software1pp8.gifhttp://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5790/software2tz9.gif [COLOR="Red"] SO TAKE MY ADVISE AND DONT MARRY ALWAYS BE HAPPY[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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