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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2730075" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *</p><p>Que: - What is the height of stupidity?</p><p>Ans: - 2 sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a</p><p>window seat</p><p></p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***</p><p></p><p>A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was</p><p>curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The</p><p>Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk</p><p>sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"</p><p></p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has</p><p>two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?</p><p>It is for people who can't swim!</p><p></p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***</p><p></p><p>Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?</p><p>Driver: Which part?</p><p>Santa Singh: All of me, of course!</p><p></p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***</p><p></p><p>Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to</p><p>fly to Amritsar?'</p><p>'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.</p><p>'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.</p><p></p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***</p><p></p><p>Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway</p><p>station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek</p><p>Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was</p><p>given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man</p><p>asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of</p><p>Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean</p><p>by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my</p><p>wife' replied Banta Singh.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2730075, member: 14320"] ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Que: - What is the height of stupidity? Ans: - 2 sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It is for people who can't swim! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh. [/QUOTE]
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