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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2645675" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Touching Love Story.....There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot???.. One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog??.. The dog became emotional and bit the mosquito??. The next day???????. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. ?. Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria??????.. What a touching story?????????..!!!!!! *******Wrong Flowers!!A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"*******No UntruthOne American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon. While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake. There was one boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank. They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake. He said No. They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got supicious. They came back and asked the boy "Are you sure there are no sharks ?" He replied "Believe me, Sharks don't come where there are Crocodiles".*******Mom Test!!I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face. ****** Give Me a Break!!Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. The American continued, My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"</blockquote>

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