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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2635846" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the </p><p>exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father </p><p>in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, </p><p>SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE </p><p>FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.</p><p></p><p>Interviewar: what s ur qualification? </p><p>Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. </p><p>Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? </p><p>Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....</p><p></p><p>Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, </p><p>he Picks his Mobile Phone, </p><p>Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.</p><p></p><p>CID to Santa: Why criminals leave </p><p></p><p>their finger prints aftr their work? </p><p></p><p>Santa: Sir, criminals r uneducatd. </p><p></p><p>If they r educatd, </p><p></p><p>they wud leave their signature</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2635846, member: 14320"] A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW. CID to Santa: Why criminals leave their finger prints aftr their work? Santa: Sir, criminals r uneducatd. If they r educatd, they wud leave their signature [/QUOTE]
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