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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2585219" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Invitation to Dinner </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."</p><p></p><p>"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"</p><p></p><p>"I know all that."</p><p></p><p>"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"</p><p></p><p>"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."</p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Pregnant Lady </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting</p><p></p><p>with her mother in the doctors office.</p><p></p><p>She inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?"</p><p></p><p>She replied, "Im having a baby."</p><p></p><p>With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"</p><p></p><p>She said, "He sure is."</p><p></p><p>Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"</p><p></p><p>She said, "oh yes, it’s a real good baby."</p><p></p><p>With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why</p><p></p><p>in the world did you eat him?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2585219, member: 14320"] [B]Invitation to Dinner [/B] "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." [B] Pregnant Lady [/B] A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with her mother in the doctors office. She inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby." With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "oh yes, it’s a real good baby." With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?" [/QUOTE]
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