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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2583800" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>You've Got Mail</strong></p><p></p><p>A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. </p><p></p><p>A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. </p><p></p><p>As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. </p><p></p><p>Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" </p><p></p><p>To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Three guys talking in the pub…..</strong></p><p></p><p>There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. </p><p></p><p>After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, </p><p></p><p>"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" </p><p></p><p>The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." </p><p></p><p>The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2583800, member: 14320"] [B]You've Got Mail[/B] A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL [B]Three guys talking in the pub…..[/B] There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'." [/QUOTE]
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