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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2583791" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>THE PERFECT HUSBAND</strong></p><p></p><p>There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:</p><p></p><p>"Hello?"</p><p>"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"</p><p>"Yes."</p><p>"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"</p><p>"What's the price?"</p><p>"Only $1,500.00."</p><p>"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "</p><p></p><p>"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "</p><p>"What price did he quote you?"</p><p>"Only $60,000 ... "</p><p>"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."</p><p></p><p>"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "</p><p>"What?"</p><p>"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "</p><p>"How much are they asking?"</p><p>"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "</p><p></p><p>"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"</p><p>"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"</p><p>"Bye ... I do too ... " </p><p></p><p>The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2583791, member: 14320"] [B]THE PERFECT HUSBAND[/B] There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... " "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... " "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye ... I do too ... " The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to? [/QUOTE]
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