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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2554025" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to </p><p>hell. </p><p></p><p>Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and </p><p>see </p><p></p><p>how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 </p><p>minutes, </p><p></p><p>then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the </p><p>call???? </p><p></p><p>The devil says "Five million dollars". </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her </p><p>chair. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Thief was so jealou! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call </p><p>the my group </p><p></p><p>members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, </p><p>devil </p><p></p><p>how much do I need to pay for the call???? </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The devil says "Ten million dollars". </p><p></p><p>With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit </p><p>back on </p><p></p><p>his chair. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to </p><p>call my </p><p></p><p>IT friends too", </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about </p><p>various </p><p></p><p>technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, </p><p>then he </p><p></p><p>asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The devil says "Twenty dollars". </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??" </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Devil says </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>scroll down </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>- </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Calling! hell to hell is local"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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