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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2544470" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Hey, what are you doing here? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. </p><p></p><p></p><p>2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Sorry, did that hurt? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. </p><p></p><p></p><p>3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Why, why him, of all people. </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>Why? Would it rather have been you? </p><p></p><p></p><p>4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. </p><p></p><p></p><p>5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. </p><p></p><p>6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Is the guy you're marrying good? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. </p><p></p><p></p><p>7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Sorry. were you sleeping? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron. </p><p></p><p></p><p>8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Hey have you had a haircut? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... </p><p></p><p></p><p>9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Tell me if it hurts? </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>No it wont. It will just bleed. </p><p></p><p></p><p>10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... </p><p>Stupid Question:- </p><p>Oh, so you smoke. </p><p>Answer:- </p><p>Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2544470, member: 14320"] [B]10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. [/B] 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! [/QUOTE]
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