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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2534146" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Sardarji in Delhi</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sardarji says "Yes". </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder ."</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Green"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Green">"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." </span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder ".</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2534146, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="5"]Sardarji in Delhi[/SIZE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"]Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder ."[/B][/COLOR] The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. [B][COLOR="Green"] "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." [/COLOR][/B] The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder ".[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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