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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2465048" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6 reasons not to mess with children.</span></strong> </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">very small. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">it was physically impossible. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">the drawing was. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"They will in a minute." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">her five and six year olds. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">our brothers and sisters?" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Thou shall not kill." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">teacher, she's dead." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Yes," the class said. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">the blood doesn't run into my feet?" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A little fellow shouted,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Cause your feet ain't empty." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">made a note, and posted on the apple tray: </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Take only ONE. God is watching." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">large pile of chocolate chip cookies </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.</span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2465048, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Navy"][B][SIZE="3"]6 reasons not to mess with children.[/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"][B][SIZE="3"][FONT="Garamond"]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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