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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2385792" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Muthu, Oh Muthu!...</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER </strong></p><p>Interviewer: What is your birth date? </p><p>Muthu: 13th October s</p><p>Interviewer: Which year? </p><p>Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & HIS MANAGER </strong></p><p>Manager asked Muthu at an interview... </p><p>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? </p><p>Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & LONDON TRIP </strong></p><p>After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,</p><p>“Do I look like a foreigner?” </p><p>Wife: No! Why? </p><p>Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?" That's why... </p><p>Wife: SHOCKED! </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & TOURIST </strong></p><p>One tourist from USA asked Muthu whether any great man born </p><p>in this village or not...</p><p>And Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here." </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT </strong></p><p>Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. </p><p>First he cut one leg and said WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. </p><p>Then he cut a second leg and did the same. Cockroach walked. </p><p>Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth </p><p>leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu </p><p>said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!” </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & DRIVER </strong></p><p>When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, </p><p>the driver adjusted mirror.</p><p>Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”</p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL </strong></p><p>Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. </p><p>There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager </p><p>asked what he was doing.</p><p>Muthu pointed towards the board "<strong>WASHBASIN</strong>". </p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART </strong></p><p>Interviewer: Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, </p><p>it caught fire and how will you escape? </p><p>Muthu: It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination... :) </p><p></p><p><strong>Oh.. I forgot; the funniest part</strong>... </p><p>On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why?????? </p><p>Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge written </p><p><strong>"PRESS"</strong> on her right chest ...and he did it!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2385792, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="3"]Muthu, Oh Muthu!...[/SIZE] MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER [/B] Interviewer: What is your birth date? Muthu: 13th October s Interviewer: Which year? Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR [B]MUTHU & HIS MANAGER [/B] Manager asked Muthu at an interview... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X [B]MUTHU & LONDON TRIP [/B] After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, “Do I look like a foreigner?” Wife: No! Why? Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?" That's why... Wife: SHOCKED! [B]MUTHU & TOURIST [/B] One tourist from USA asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not... And Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here." [B]MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT [/B] Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut a second leg and did the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!” [B]MUTHU & DRIVER [/B] When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.” [B]MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL [/B] Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "[B]WASHBASIN[/B]". [B]MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART [/B] Interviewer: Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape? Muthu: It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination... :) [B]Oh.. I forgot; the funniest part[/B]... On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why?????? Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge written [B]"PRESS"[/B] on her right chest ...and he did it! [/QUOTE]
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