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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 1585988" data-attributes="member: 6441">Beer Drinker's Troubleshooting GuideSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.Fault: Glass is empty.Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.Symptom: Room is spinning.Fault: Somebody is spinning your barstool.Solution: Vomit on person doing the spinning.Symptom: Feet cold and wet.Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.Symptom: Feet warm and wet.Fault: Loss of self-control.Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training.Symptom: Lap cool and wet.Fault: Drooling on yourself.Solution: Change position so that you are drooling on someone else.Symptom: Bar blurred.Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.Symptom: Bar moving.Fault: You are being carried out.Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hijacked.Symptom: Bar looks like a circus.Fault: You're at a circus.Solution: Go to a bar.</blockquote>

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