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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3545585" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little JohnnyOne day, when Little Johnny was about 6 years old, he and hisfather went to look at some puppies. When he came home, heran up to his mom and informed her that there were four puppies.Three were boys and one was a girl.His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how heknew this."Well," says Little Johnny "The girl was brown colored, butall the boys were black.""Yes, dear, but how did the color tell you if they were maleor female?" asked his mother.Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The color doesn'ttell you, silly, the black ones all had cocks."~~~~~~~~The manager of a prosperous whorehouse in Warsaw one night found to hisdismay that he was short of girls for the evening's entertainment.Thinking quickly, he dashed out and bought several blow-up dolls,figuring that, given his average clientele, no one would know thedifference.Soon he ushered a customer into a room that housed one of the newlovelies, assuring him that he was in for an especially good time. Whenthe customer came out of the room a little while later, the manager waswaiting eagerly in the hallway.He winked at him and asked, "Well? How'd you like her?""I don't know what happened," said the customer, shaking his head."I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window."~~~~~~~~Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenlySalvatorgrabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to bebreathing;his eyes are rolled back in his head.Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead.What should I do?"The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.First, let's make sure he's dead."There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.Luigi's voice comes back on the line,"Okay, now what?"</blockquote>

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