Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3402679" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Real Woman vs. Martha Stewart</strong></p><p></p><p>Martha's way #1:</p><p>Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice</p><p>cream drips.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you</p><p>are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #2:</p><p>To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #3:</p><p>When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry</p><p>cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #4:</p><p>If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a</p><p>peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Please</p><p>recite with me, The Real Women's motto: The way I make it is the way you eat</p><p>it, and the way you like it!!!</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #5:</p><p>Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will</p><p>keep for weeks.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Celery? Never heard of the stuff.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #6:</p><p>Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful</p><p>glossy finish.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over</p><p>the crust so I just don't do it.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #7:</p><p>Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.</p><p>The throbbing will go away.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have</p><p>the headache, but who cares?</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #8:</p><p>If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They</p><p>give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Ask "useless" to do it, while he's sitting on his butt watching TV.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p>And finally the most important tip</p><p></p><p>Martha's way #9:</p><p>Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use</p><p>in casseroles and sauces.</p><p></p><p>The Real Women's Way:</p><p>Leftover wine??????</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3402679, member: 14320"] [B]Real Woman vs. Martha Stewart[/B] Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. ~~~~~ Martha's way #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Women's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. ~~~~~ Martha's way #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Women's Way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you. ~~~~~ Martha's way #4: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up." The Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: The way I make it is the way you eat it, and the way you like it!!! ~~~~~ Martha's way #5: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. The Real Women's Way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff. ~~~~~ Martha's way #6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. The Real Women's Way: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it. ~~~~~ Martha's way #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Women's Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? ~~~~~ Martha's way #8: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Women's Way: Ask "useless" to do it, while he's sitting on his butt watching TV. ~~~~~ And finally the most important tip Martha's way #9: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine?????? [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Mitsubishi lancer Evo x front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton S70 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton saga BLM body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza ~accident repair
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Mercedes Benz W205 C-class GT grille
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW E90 ~brake caliper spray ~rim spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda city gm6 FL front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
original rare spec Rays Volk Racing RE30 15x7jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Track Day on 17th October 2013 - Limited Cars
Hello All,
There's a track day on the 17th October 2013 (THURSDAY) at Sepang International Circuit (SIC). Visit: http://www.fastmotorsport.my
Total duration: 4 hours from 10am - 2pm (Limited to 60 cars)
Early...
Cyberjaya Gymkhana Challenge 24/04
Refer to the FB link for details.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=164840283569499
Date is 24/04 (Sunday) all day event at Cyberjaya...
Wastegate Explained.
Wastegates - Facts and Fiction
http://www.turbosmartonline.com/images/2783.jpg
With so many contradicting opinions and recommendations, it’s a little wonder choosing the right Wastegate for your application...
Recent Posts
Thrills and Spills at Zhuhai: Porsche Carrera Cup Asia Rounds 3 & 4 Recap
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Proton Records High Demand for S70 with 1 Unit Booked every 4 minutes
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Toyota Malaysia Enters Regional GT Racing with TGR Racing Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Home Win and Double Podium for Akash Nandy at Sepang Season Opener
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Search
Online now
pharveen
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...