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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3287331" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."=====WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?They don`t like their brains being screwed with.Why did the blonde cross the road?Never mind that, what was she doing out of the bedroom?=====We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our"Wooden" Anniversary. I asked her to give me a blow job and she"wooden."=====I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... Notscreaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.=====I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of thehabit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?" the pal asked."Waiting for me to get home."=====One day the first grade teacher was reading the story ofthe Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the partof the story where the first pig was trying to accumulatethe building materials for his home.She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with thewheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, butmay I have some of that straw to build my house?'"The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do youthink that man said?"One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.=====Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a funeral home. One turns to the other and says:"Hey, you wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?"</blockquote>

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