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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3057504" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Naughty Limericks</strong></p><p></p><p>There once was an abbot of Brittany</p><p>Who chanted this desolate litany:</p><p>"If Christ is the Source</p><p>Of Divine Intercourse,</p><p>Then how come I don't ever gitany?"</p><p></p><p>o0o0o0</p><p></p><p>Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior</p><p>"Your singing is awfully inferior!"</p><p>She, not to be crass,</p><p>did show some real class</p><p>Saying, "You can kiss my superior posterior!"</p><p></p><p>o0o0o0</p><p></p><p>In the garden of Eden lay Adam</p><p>gently stroking his one lovely madam,</p><p>and great was his mirth</p><p>for on all of this earth</p><p>there were only two balls and he had 'em!</p><p></p><p>o0o0o0</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3057504, member: 14320"] [B]Naughty Limericks[/B] There once was an abbot of Brittany Who chanted this desolate litany: "If Christ is the Source Of Divine Intercourse, Then how come I don't ever gitany?" o0o0o0 Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior "Your singing is awfully inferior!" She, not to be crass, did show some real class Saying, "You can kiss my superior posterior!" o0o0o0 In the garden of Eden lay Adam gently stroking his one lovely madam, and great was his mirth for on all of this earth there were only two balls and he had 'em! o0o0o0 [/QUOTE]
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