here's something for the zth gals...lol since u guys seem to like classfying all the women under certain caterogry's lol....
Why are men such jerks? It's a testosterone thing, similar to a woman's PMS thing, men suffer from testosterone poisoning. That's also probably why the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter. Hormones modify behavior. Men are just misunderstood.
Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Women ogle men as well. They're just better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, they have to burn it into their memories.
Why do men always "touch" themselves, especially in public ? Men have to occasionally "adjust" themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
Why do men say such stupid things ? Men like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see any woman frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
Why are men so uncommunicative ? You'd learn to keep your mouth shut too, if every time you open it, you get into trouble with your woman.
Why do men have to act like such retards ? Well, men don't actually have to; It's because they enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world these days.
Why can't men share their feelings ? You must first understand that men and women are different. We cannot share how we feel, when we have no idea how we feel. Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a cinder block on the foot, we have no idea.
Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Please... There are just so man hours in a day. We oblige you as much as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end; especially if there's no actual sex involved.
How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The figgidy types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for extended periods of time, passing on this ability to future generations. All modern men are born with this innate ability.
Why can't men just say "I love you ?" Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is roughly equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to deal with character faults.
Why do some men say "I love you" when they hardly know me ? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
What does it mean when men say "I Love You ?"
Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know damn well you'll pick it up when it bothers you enuff.
Why do most men hate shopping ? It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Why spend hours and hours looking at things we have no intention of killing? er... Buying ?
Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? The proper position of the toilet seat is up. It's actually a courtesy that we lift the seat. Why would we care if we pee all over the seat. You're the ones that have to sit on it. You should appreciate the fact that we actually lift the darn thing.
Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive ? Even leaving the physical aside, blonde bimbos are generally much easier to get along (alone) with. They like having fun and doing exciting things. They don't walk around with the weight of the world on their shoulders. They don't ever give us a hard time for being a dumb male; and plus they laugh at most of our jokes.
Why do men act like they own the remote control ? We do. Possession is nine tenths of the law. Besides, it is an awesome responsibility not to be entrusted to just anyone. I believe the only fair way to decide who gets the remote control is to arm wrestle for it.
Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Well, there could be something good on the next channel and we could miss it if we stayed on one channel for too long.
Why do men fear commitment ? It's like an automobile. No matter how good you think this year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker, and sexier models. We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we see. We must browse around a bit and test drive a few. At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming a classic. It simply makes more sense to lease and upgrade to the younger... er...nbsp; I mean, newer models every couple of years.
What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship." It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we want to see you all day, every day.
What does it mean when men say, "Can we just be friends ?" Generally, it means that the recipient of said comment is physically repulsive enough that no amount of beer is enuff to quell our nausea.
Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women ? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much bitching about why men are so obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out.
Why do men like younger women? Well, let's see. Besides the fact that they like older men, they're easily impressed. They're also perky, energetic, and come with very little baggage. And gravity has less prevail over their bodies.
Why do men only have one thing on their minds ? While technically correct, this statement is not strictly true. We may only entertain one idea at a time, but we do think of lots of other things besides sex, such as sports and beer. We also get hungry and tired quite often.
How can men possibly find that other woman attractive ? Once we get the idea that you are ours, other women suddenly become much more attractive and you lose a few attractiveness points. I'm a bit puzzled by this one myself. I think evolution is to blame. We men are just innocent bystanders in the war of the selfish genes. You should love us despite our inherent weakness.
Why are men such jerks? It's a testosterone thing, similar to a woman's PMS thing, men suffer from testosterone poisoning. That's also probably why the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter. Hormones modify behavior. Men are just misunderstood.
Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Women ogle men as well. They're just better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, they have to burn it into their memories.
Why do men always "touch" themselves, especially in public ? Men have to occasionally "adjust" themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
Why do men say such stupid things ? Men like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see any woman frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
Why are men so uncommunicative ? You'd learn to keep your mouth shut too, if every time you open it, you get into trouble with your woman.
Why do men have to act like such retards ? Well, men don't actually have to; It's because they enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world these days.
Why can't men share their feelings ? You must first understand that men and women are different. We cannot share how we feel, when we have no idea how we feel. Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a cinder block on the foot, we have no idea.
Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Please... There are just so man hours in a day. We oblige you as much as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end; especially if there's no actual sex involved.
How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The figgidy types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for extended periods of time, passing on this ability to future generations. All modern men are born with this innate ability.
Why can't men just say "I love you ?" Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is roughly equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to deal with character faults.
Why do some men say "I love you" when they hardly know me ? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
What does it mean when men say "I Love You ?"
- Please sleep with me
- I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did
- I forgot to get you a gift
- I'm sorry; I wasn't listening.
- This should buy me a little time
- Stop nagging me
- What do I have to do to get a beer around here ?
Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know damn well you'll pick it up when it bothers you enuff.
Why do most men hate shopping ? It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Why spend hours and hours looking at things we have no intention of killing? er... Buying ?
Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? The proper position of the toilet seat is up. It's actually a courtesy that we lift the seat. Why would we care if we pee all over the seat. You're the ones that have to sit on it. You should appreciate the fact that we actually lift the darn thing.
Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive ? Even leaving the physical aside, blonde bimbos are generally much easier to get along (alone) with. They like having fun and doing exciting things. They don't walk around with the weight of the world on their shoulders. They don't ever give us a hard time for being a dumb male; and plus they laugh at most of our jokes.
Why do men act like they own the remote control ? We do. Possession is nine tenths of the law. Besides, it is an awesome responsibility not to be entrusted to just anyone. I believe the only fair way to decide who gets the remote control is to arm wrestle for it.
Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Well, there could be something good on the next channel and we could miss it if we stayed on one channel for too long.
Why do men fear commitment ? It's like an automobile. No matter how good you think this year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker, and sexier models. We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we see. We must browse around a bit and test drive a few. At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming a classic. It simply makes more sense to lease and upgrade to the younger... er...nbsp; I mean, newer models every couple of years.
What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship." It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we want to see you all day, every day.
What does it mean when men say, "Can we just be friends ?" Generally, it means that the recipient of said comment is physically repulsive enough that no amount of beer is enuff to quell our nausea.
Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women ? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much bitching about why men are so obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out.
Why do men like younger women? Well, let's see. Besides the fact that they like older men, they're easily impressed. They're also perky, energetic, and come with very little baggage. And gravity has less prevail over their bodies.
Why do men only have one thing on their minds ? While technically correct, this statement is not strictly true. We may only entertain one idea at a time, but we do think of lots of other things besides sex, such as sports and beer. We also get hungry and tired quite often.
How can men possibly find that other woman attractive ? Once we get the idea that you are ours, other women suddenly become much more attractive and you lose a few attractiveness points. I'm a bit puzzled by this one myself. I think evolution is to blame. We men are just innocent bystanders in the war of the selfish genes. You should love us despite our inherent weakness.
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